TOUT THOMPSON'S WEBSITE HUMOR

slugster · Feb 24, 2003

no bull, listen to this. i clicked on one of jakes weblinks that he posts here, and low and behold i went to the masters website and found this price rate:

$50.00 per month for baseball , or:
$50.00 for the whole season.

this guy is a warren buffet in the making...a true brainiac.

funny stuff.

thanks for the laughs jake....i needed one after a rough day at work...keep the humor coming kid.

slugster

Guest · Feb 24, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by slugster:
no bull, listen to this. i clicked on one of jakes weblinks that he posts here, and low and behold i went to the masters website and found this price rate:

$50.00 per month for baseball , or:
$50.00 for the whole season.

this guy is a warren buffet in the making...a true brainiac.

funny stuff.

thanks for the laughs jake....i needed one after a rough day at work...keep the humor coming kid.

slugster<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Want humor? Take your inability to read. Call it illiteracy if you will. Go back. Get out the "Hooked on Phonics" book. Sound it out phonetically. You will get it little buddy.

MBpicks.com

Guest · Feb 24, 2003

SNAKE!

Sounds like u getting
lot of offers for
one month only
you stupid
should know that peoples
cant trust you after
one lucky season
the <wonderkid>

Snake Picks

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

ham,

1 season does not a profesional make, but what jake did in baseball last year was a little more than luck

slugster · Feb 25, 2003

$50.00 for one month

$50.00 for the baseball season

YOU go back and check it, you must be retarded for not only this, but thinking someone would send a 19 year old kid money for phoney "pro picks".

So tell us Jake, how many "clients" do you have ?

OK, RPM..thats one, now how many others.

thanks for the laughs kid...this is just a stunt isn't it ?

slugster

slugster · Feb 25, 2003

back me up , is it me or does jake show in his "premium picks" section: $50.00 for one month,
or $50.00 for the whole baseball season if you "prepay"? How the fvck do you not prepay $50.00? an installment plan for $50.00?

good comedy.. keep the laughs coming snake.

slugster

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

slug

Your observation is confirmed, it is $50 whether you buy a month or a year.

<marketing genius>

Snake Picks

TheRooster+ · Feb 25, 2003

slugster

That is some hilarious shiznit. If Snake knew what other bad touts were charging, he could charge 500 for a full season.

Hell Bookiebuster charged 1k for a full season of his losing picks.

I sure hope he isn't a marketing major

ROOSTER

Head Cock of the Henhouse

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by hamneggs:
_SNAKE!_

Sounds like u getting
lot of offers for
one month only
you stupid
should know that peoples
cant trust you after
one lucky season
the <wonderkid>

http://olsentwins.syndk8.net/<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've already received 2 signups for baseball season. You may not trust me, others can, and they will profit from it.

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RPM:
ham,

1 season does not a profesional make, but what jake did in baseball last year was a little more than luck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks RPM. I think 700+ picks and 36.7 units should tell you it wasn't coin flipping.

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by slugster:
$50.00 for one month

$50.00 for the baseball season

YOU go back and check it, you must be retarded for not only this, but thinking someone would send a 19 year old kid money for phoney "pro picks".

So tell us Jake, how many "clients" do you have ?

OK, RPM..thats one, now how many others.

thanks for the laughs kid...this is just a stunt isn't it ?

slugster<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you were halfway literate, you would see the $50.00 for the whole MLB season was a special offer until the first day of spring training games (February 27th). It has been up for about 2 weeks. Doing that special, of course I was not expecting very many monthly signups. Man, you are dense. This isn't hard to figure out. I offered a special for my clients that signed up early. Not hard to figure out buddy.

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

RPM

So did you buy the month or year package?

SNAKE

What will the conclusion be regarding your capping ability if you drop units this MLB season?

How do you handle the pressure of capping games when the whole RR is watching your every move?

Snake Picks

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

And don't worry. I'm upping the price by $100 after February 27th. It won't remain dirt cheap for long.

TheRooster+ · Feb 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jake Thompson:
And don't worry. I'm upping the price by $100 after February 27th. It won't remain dirt cheap for long.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jake man, let me be your marketing manager. 150 for a full season is dirt cheap. Your 50 buck offer is like tossing a homeless man a dime.

You work 7 months for baseball, average 30 days a month for 150 bucks a season per client. That's 1.40 cents per day, per client. Unless you have 100 clients or more, you would be better off working retail for 7 bucks an hour, you'd make more!

I think you said a while back, you had like 11 clients or something. I think migrant worker picking the fields would be making more than you at these rates. Think about it!

ROOSTER

Head Cock of the Henhouse

[This message was edited by The Rooster on 02-25-03 at 02:15 PM.]

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

ham,

sorry i thought everyone knew. i despise touts. i would never, ever, under any circumstances pay someone for picks. nor would i recomend anyone else paying someone for picks.

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Rooster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jake Thompson:
And don't worry. I'm upping the price by $100 after February 27th. It won't remain dirt cheap for long.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jake man, let me be your marketing manager. 150 for a full season is dirt cheap. Your 50 buck offer is like tossing a homeless man a dime.

You work 7 months for baseball, average 30 days a month for 150 bucks a season per client. That's 1.40 cents per day, per client. Unless you have 100 clients or more, you would be better off working retail for 7 bucks an hour, you'd make more!

I think you said a while back, you had like 11 clients or something. I think migrant worker picking the fields would be making more than you at these rates. Think about it!

ROOSTER

Head Cock of the Henhouse

[This message was edited by The Rooster on 02-25-03 at 02:15 PM.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmm, never thought about it that way. I'll think about it today after classes more.

slugster · Feb 25, 2003

after rooster teaches you how to count, my offer is still open to bet you that you will be in the red this baseball season if you make 700 or more plays at one unit per play.

I will up the offer to give you 2 to 1 odds.

pot limit.

slugster

Guest · Feb 25, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by slugster:
after rooster teaches you how to count, my offer is still open to bet you that you will be in the red this baseball season if you make 700 or more plays at one unit per play.

I will up the offer to give you 2 to 1 odds.

pot limit.

slugster<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I said I'd do it for 20 bucks. I don't have more to throw around or I start taking from my betting account. If someone wants to sponsor me on this, we could set something up. Still, you are an idiot for not reading the site and figuring out that the special offer was only for a week or two. Thanks for any press though.